Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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