Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
