Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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