I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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