im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Iām excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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