I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
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