I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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