i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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