It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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