I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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