Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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