Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
