But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I need to stop coming to work sober
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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