they need to just BURY HIM!
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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