Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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