If i come over, it means nothing
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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