My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
