so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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