Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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