After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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