Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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