Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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