glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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