I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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