All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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