we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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