At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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