I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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