Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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