I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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