dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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