So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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