is your mom at the bar?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
