you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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