I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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