fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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