I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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