One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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