Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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