Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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