Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
the raccoons are back...
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