He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
wow bdsm is so cute
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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