Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
