I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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