You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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