Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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