so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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