it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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