theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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