May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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