i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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